Normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
Me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
If you marry a Desi you are set for life
farhaaan: You get: a beautiful partner to wear the most beautiful clothes at your wedding to see your partner wear the most beautiful clothes for the rest of your life to eat the best food — Desi food — for the rest of your life to marry into a wonderful culture
Kim: I love you Kanye
Kanye: I love me too
fateama: Le sigh. What is sleep. What are relationships. What is life.
A girl's fb status.
graffeti: “When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.” … dead.
cannolis: a moment of silence for those rare few who have deleted and not remade